Showing posts with label stupid. Show all posts
Showing posts with label stupid. Show all posts
Friday, February 1, 2013
Saturday, January 12, 2013
My Best Tweets!
My
Best Tweets
(Real tweets from my Twitter account
from 2009-2012)
I gotta stop calling people 'douche whistles'.
I wanna be a manager. Manage a young rapper by the name of
Lord Swaggington.
My Instagram still being down is making me Insta-angry.
Instamad. Making my day instabad? #badraplyrics
#ThingsToNeverAskADJ So what do u do for
a living? Not this, right?
Why is everyone saying YOLO? You only live once?? Does no
one believe in reincarnation?!!
I wanna supermoon you. (Whole ass, plus some front)
Things get on your nerve, threaten to punch it. Even if it's
attached to you. Or in your face. #toothache
U know, Lana Del Rey...people wouldn't hate u if u were
talented
Rain on Wednesday? L.A. think she's Chicago. Silly bitch.
You're not Chicago!
Whore score and 7 years ago, I was a whore who scored.
If I had a boat, I'd throw you off that
motherslucker...Natalie Wood style...OMG #WENTTOOFAR #CRYING #SORRYDEARNATALIE
U got ABC hopes with a basic cable brain.
"Feliz Dia de Turkey de los Muertos"! Isn’t
that Spanish for “Happy Thanksgiving”??
You can slap cinnamon into a biscuit but that don't make it
a scone! #deliciouslydisappointed
We need to occupy Sesame Street. No protest...just it looks
like a fun place to occupy! I wanna hang out at Hooper’s store with Chris and
Abby Caddaby! You do too, don’t lie!
U think Arnold's mistress went around telling people 13
years ago "I'm Schwarzepreggers!"
Bin Laden probably got found out by checking in on #foursquare.
Bin Laden tweeted a pic of himself at that mansion and
forgot about the geotagging feature.
I love my Kindle. Yes, I've woken up in the middle of the
night and seen it destroying real books, but whatever man, it’s totally boss!
Damn, almost choked on this 100 calorie pack cookie. Gonna
sue the shit outta Nabisco. Or the writers of It's Always Sunny in
Philadelphia.
I just pooped so much that I lost like 50 lbs. I am now a
petite size 4.
Thursday, November 3, 2011
On cable, you can say the word 'shit'!
Halloween was so much fun with my girls. We went around the neighborhood, with the girls dressed as Lalaloopsy dolls! The older people didn't get it, seeing as how they're relatively new dolls, but the younger kids got it! They only released 3 different costumes, so having 3 daughters worked out well, huh? Funnier yet, yes, I collect the Lalaloopsy dolls myself, and Mia has one doll, Laila has one doll, Ani has 3, and I have 5! That's sad, isn't it? I should probably stop writing this. I should probably delete that. Ah, fuck it!
So I'll be in L.A. in a little over a week to find an apartment! Did I mention I've never been to L.A.?? I've seriously been obsessed with the idea of moving out there since I was a teenager! Actually, maybe even before that! Remember the movie "My Girl 2", when Vada went out to L.A. to stay with her uncle from the first one so she could find out more about her mother, who died during childbirth? Yeah, I'm pretty sure very few people remember that film. Anyway, I think that movie may have started my obsession with L.A. I have odd things that inspired me. I first decided to write a film because of an episode of "Degrassi"...yes, the original show. The episode where Lucy made a horror film for a class project. I then wrote my own. True story. Stop judging me!
Anyway, I'm going out there with a brand-new written pilot episode for "Local Couple Wins Lottery"! I wrote a whole 22-minute episode that I want to shop around to networks. I'm hoping for ABC, but I would really love a cable network. On cable, you can say the word "shit". No lie.
So I'm going to meet with my cast before I go to L.A., let them know what's going on and make sure everyone is still down, though they've already told me they are. Oh! I also edited all 4 parts together for a film festival! I just submitted it, and I won't know their decision until Dec. 15th...biting my nails!
And if you haven't already, visit my Youtube channel so you can watch all 4 episodes! And watch my short snippet of a song I've been working on with Bry called "Stupid Fucking Heart"! I'm going to go work on it again after I put Ani to bed. Since the girls share a room, I put the twins to bed first, then Ani goes to bed about half an hour later, after the twins are asleep. If I put them all to bed at the same time, Ani keeps them up. It's frustrating. But it works for now. This totally won't be a problem when I have a Hollywood Hills home. For realsies. Ani needs her own bedroom.
Laters!
So I'll be in L.A. in a little over a week to find an apartment! Did I mention I've never been to L.A.?? I've seriously been obsessed with the idea of moving out there since I was a teenager! Actually, maybe even before that! Remember the movie "My Girl 2", when Vada went out to L.A. to stay with her uncle from the first one so she could find out more about her mother, who died during childbirth? Yeah, I'm pretty sure very few people remember that film. Anyway, I think that movie may have started my obsession with L.A. I have odd things that inspired me. I first decided to write a film because of an episode of "Degrassi"...yes, the original show. The episode where Lucy made a horror film for a class project. I then wrote my own. True story. Stop judging me!
Anyway, I'm going out there with a brand-new written pilot episode for "Local Couple Wins Lottery"! I wrote a whole 22-minute episode that I want to shop around to networks. I'm hoping for ABC, but I would really love a cable network. On cable, you can say the word "shit". No lie.
So I'm going to meet with my cast before I go to L.A., let them know what's going on and make sure everyone is still down, though they've already told me they are. Oh! I also edited all 4 parts together for a film festival! I just submitted it, and I won't know their decision until Dec. 15th...biting my nails!
And if you haven't already, visit my Youtube channel so you can watch all 4 episodes! And watch my short snippet of a song I've been working on with Bry called "Stupid Fucking Heart"! I'm going to go work on it again after I put Ani to bed. Since the girls share a room, I put the twins to bed first, then Ani goes to bed about half an hour later, after the twins are asleep. If I put them all to bed at the same time, Ani keeps them up. It's frustrating. But it works for now. This totally won't be a problem when I have a Hollywood Hills home. For realsies. Ani needs her own bedroom.
Laters!
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